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How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? You take the "f" out of Safe and the "f" out of Way!
i’m so fucking confused and it’s pissing me off help
Get out da way
i’m so lost wtf
there is no f in way and just how the fuck do you get “Get out da way” from that wtf
exactly there is no f in way
I think it’s supposed to be like get the fuck out of the way
get the f out of the way
but the safe I don’t understand
THERE IS NO F IN WAY
Pluto isn’t the only thing that’s rock hard and tiny ;)
I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
Literally I would read thousands of words of this.