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moragtong:

1612th:

do celebrities listen to their own music

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How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? You take the "f" out of Safe and the "f" out of Way!

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dutchster:

youre-tacky-and-ily:

dutchster:

yang-the-timelord:

somuchtosaybutsolittlevoiceleft:

yang-the-timelord:

dutchster:

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i’m so fucking confused and it’s pissing me off help

Get out da way

i’m so lost wtf
there is no f in way and just how the fuck do you get “Get out da way” from that wtf

exactly there is no f in way

I think it’s supposed to be like get the fuck out of the way
get the f out of the way
but the safe I don’t understand

THERE IS NO F IN WAY

whorville:

Pluto isn’t the only thing that’s rock hard and tiny ;)

spankmehardbarry:

saying goodbye to benedryl cumberlack as he lay in his death bed :((((
skeleton:

she skipped the black guy 

febricant:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

Literally I would read thousands of words of this. 

allofthemath:

The bounces correspond to wavelengths. This seems sufficiently mathematical to post. Also, it’s beautiful.
ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic